In my early writing, all of my characters were exactly the same person. They all spoke the same, made the same types of jokes, reacted the same, etc. I think they were all just me in disguise.

...You'd think the little part about them supposedly killing us would be the attention getter.

Be unpredictable, be real, be interesting. Tell a good story.

Just follow me and run like your life depends on it. Because it does.

When I'm feeling a little empty in the head, I like to go see movies or read to loosen things up there.

I don't give a crap if you're a Tangent or a really smart llama. You're my friend and that's all that matters

It’s like watching a starving pig eat his own klunk.