In my early writing, all of my characters were exactly the same person. They all spoke the same, made the same types of jokes, reacted the same, etc. I think they were all just me in disguise.

i felt her absence. it was like waking up one day with no teeth in your mouth. you wouldn't need to run to the mirror to know they were gone

Though he’d never know for sure what had happened to them, his mind was super talented at imagining the absolute worst.

Thats called hypocrisy, you shuck face piece of -!

Rose took my nose, I suppose

But first, my friends, I need you to do something for me. We have two spies in the back of the auditorium.

I'm a Crank. I'm slowly going crazy. I keep wanting to chew off my own fingers and randomly kill people.