It’s like watching a starving pig eat his own klunk.

To practice - write each and every day if possible - then try to attend professional writer's conferences where you can learn your craft, get to know fellow writers, and meet editors and agents.

I don't give a crap if you're a Tangent or a really smart llama. You're my friend and that's all that matters

In my early writing, all of my characters were exactly the same person. They all spoke the same, made the same types of jokes, reacted the same, etc. I think they were all just me in disguise.

Can’t take a chance that one day, in one spot, somewhere, an exit might appear. We can’t give up. Ever.

I'm gonnna break your faces!

He pulled the envelope out of his pocket and ripped it open, then took out the slip of paper. The soft lights that ringed the mirror lit up the message in a warm glow. It was two short sentences: " KILL ME. IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN MY FRIEND, KILL ME.