Men in your position have women offering themselves in the hopes that they will get somewhere professionally, or socially.

It's like low-budget filmmaking - a focus on dialogue and relationships over plot. Quirky. Improv.

I got arrested for graffiti. I got arrested - a lot of, like, underage drinking, drunk in public, shoplifting, you know, your various, like, suburban arrests, I guess.

...it can be so boring being you sometimes, and if you were the most special thing like that, it could be really great, but maybe some people say the same thing about you, and you want to tell those people: 'No, you're stupid, it's no fun being me.

I view filmmaking as a director's medium.

I have a lot of books optioned. This one sat around for a while - part of that was just because I was trying to figure it out, and I didn't realize I needed Pam to figure it out - but I'm not somebody that likes to option books and then sit on them.

For some reason, when I was in junior high school, my friends and I had, like, a cologne-stealing ring.