I become kind of obsessive about research.

For some reason, when I was in junior high school, my friends and I had, like, a cologne-stealing ring.

There's so much pressure put on relationships to deliver the satisfaction of life. And to me, that is just not the answer. I feel like it should be something in addition to what you love or be a part of that.

You say I sucked at the Oscars. I was a genius at the Oscars. That was experimental tuxedo sleep art.

I don't like sleeping in a bed.

I don't have many hobbies. If I think of hobbies, maybe ping pong. But I don't have a desire to get a ping pong medal.

Quite Franc-ly, I think I am an asset to this world we live in. I know that if I didn’t exist, there would be some truly upset people just waiting for me. A life without Franco is like a kitten without fur. That’s what my reflection told me.