I worked the drive-through at McDonald's and tried out different accents - Italian, Russian, Irish.

For some reason, when I was in junior high school, my friends and I had, like, a cologne-stealing ring.

I used to care about how I looked. Now I don’t care as much. Maybe it’s because I’m so handsome.

If this is the only life, then why I’m not just doing everything I want to do.

The selfie is the new way to look someone right in the eye and say, 'Hello, this is me.'

You want to be interesting? Be interested.

When I read the book [The Adderall Diaries] I loved it, and I maybe had an inkling that there was a lot of good material in there. I didn't quite know at the time how to adapt it into a film, but I hoped I would figure it out one day.