You know my feelings: every day is a gift. It's just, does it have to be socks?

I was voted best-looking kid in high school but, as you can see, things changed. I used to say I was a 260-pound Woody Allen. You can make that 295-pound now.

I just don't think I'm that interesting. I don't think what I have to say is that interesting. To hear me go blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I mean, who... cares?

I find I have to be the sad clown: laughing on the outside, crying on the inside.

I have nothing but respect for HBO.

You know, all writers are vampires and they'll look around and they watch you when you're not even thinking they're watching you and they'll slip stuff in.

I just think its the changes that age brings. You slow down a little bit ... the writers are smart enough to write all those changes that life gives you.