All writers are vampires.

I love doing theaters, cracking people up, hearing them physically roll in the aisles. But we need to get serious. These are serious times. No joke. No joke.

Standing in public in other people's clothes, pretending to be someone else. It's a strange way for a grown man to make a living.

I find I have to be the sad clown: laughing on the outside, crying on the inside.

I like the prop food so much that I eat it between takes as well as on camera.

Those who want respect, give respect.

I find it hard to relax. I live in New York.