I'm an actor... I do a job and I go home. Why are you interested in me? You don't ask a truck driver about his job.

I just don't think I'm that interesting. I don't think what I have to say is that interesting. To hear me go blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I mean, who... cares?

Part of the fun of acting is the research, finding out about other people.

I dabbled a little bit in acting in high school and then I forgot about it completely. And then at about twenty-five I went to a class. I don't think anybody in my family thought it was an intelligent choice. I don't think anybody thought I'd succeed, which is understandable. I think they were just happy that I was doing something.

You know, all writers are vampires and they'll look around and they watch you when you're not even thinking they're watching you and they'll slip stuff in.

I like the prop food so much that I eat it between takes as well as on camera.

I like idiotic comedies.