Learning is a gift, even if pain is the teacher

Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprise at the large number that re-enlist.

Ronald Reagan wasn't qualified to be governor, let alone president.

We know what the surface of the moon is better than we know what the surface of the sea floor is.

With the exception of my wife and children, there's nothing I value more than my Oklahoma heritage.

There's one difference between me and them: I know I'm not qualified. In my opinion, Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn't qualified to be governor of California. Ronald Reagan wasn't qualified to be governor, let alone president. I was a vice president of the Screen Actors Guild when he was its president. My duties consisted of attending meetings and voting. The only thing I remember is that Ronnie never had an original thought and that we had to tell him what to say. That's no way to run a union, let along a state or a country.

I don't take success very well, because I know it's fleeting. And the next day, it can all fall apart. I know that, too. So I don't get too high, and I don't get too low. You get through the world a lot easier that way.