When a man marries his mistress it creates a job opportunity.

The ultimate risk is not taking a risk.

The bigger the headquarters the more decadent the company.

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Gossip columnists are diseases, like 'flu. Everyone is subject to them.

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.

We (British) have reached the state where the private sector is that part of the economy the government controls and the public sector is that part that nobody controls.