I am about to stop being a get-along kind of guy and turn into somebody who makes a difference.

[Button] If Gay and Lesbian people are given civil rights, soon everyone will want them

There's no such thing as a wasted wish.

Dear Skeezie, Today I ran after a boy as he was trying to get away. I tackled him and we both landed in the mud. Do you think I appeared desperate?-Joe Bunch

And that's an even greater love: to love somebody when he's a little...worn at the edges. —Teddy Bear

We all start out thinking that there is such a thing as perfection and that there's something wrong with us if we settle for less. First we won't eat the food with the brown spots. Then we hate ourselves because we have our own brown spots—pimples or ears that are too big or legs that are too skinny.

Another Thing I'm Sick of Hearing: If I started that gay rights group, I must be gay. So if i start an animal rights group, what does that make me? A giraffe?