I am about to stop being a get-along kind of guy and turn into somebody who makes a difference.

I hated that the soldier doll had my name. I mean, please. I didn't play with him much. He was another Christmas present from my clueless grandparents. One time when they were visiting, my grandpa asked me if G.I. Joe had been in any wars lately. I said, "No, but he and Ken got married last week." Every Christmas since then, my grandparents have sent me a check.

So does being cool mean you get to go around calling other people names?

And that's an even greater love: to love somebody when he's a little...worn at the edges. —Teddy Bear

Life is short and there will always be dirty dishes, so let's dance.

[Button] If Gay and Lesbian people are given civil rights, soon everyone will want them

A day can start out ordinary and end up being in the top ten. —Joe Bunch