And that's an even greater love: to love somebody when he's a little...worn at the edges. —Teddy Bear

Sticks and stones may break our bones, but names will break our spirit.

And that's an even greater love: to love somebody when he's a little...worn at the edges. —Teddy Bear

I hated that the soldier doll had my name. I mean, please. I didn't play with him much. He was another Christmas present from my clueless grandparents. One time when they were visiting, my grandpa asked me if G.I. Joe had been in any wars lately. I said, "No, but he and Ken got married last week." Every Christmas since then, my grandparents have sent me a check.

Life is short and there will always be dirty dishes, so let's dance.

So does being cool mean you get to go around calling other people names?

There's no such thing as a wasted wish.