Sticks and stones may break our bones, but names will break our spirit.

Another Thing I'm Sick of Hearing: If I started that gay rights group, I must be gay. So if i start an animal rights group, what does that make me? A giraffe?

[Button] If Gay and Lesbian people are given civil rights, soon everyone will want them

I hated that the soldier doll had my name. I mean, please. I didn't play with him much. He was another Christmas present from my clueless grandparents. One time when they were visiting, my grandpa asked me if G.I. Joe had been in any wars lately. I said, "No, but he and Ken got married last week." Every Christmas since then, my grandparents have sent me a check.

So, this is a rabbit, I thought. He sort of looks like Chester, only he's got longer ears and a shorter tail. And a motor in his nose.

The future is a trickster rabbit, full of surprises. Only the past is predictable. -Bobby Goodspeed

There's no such thing as a wasted wish.