When I makes tea I makes tea, as old mother Grogan said. And when I makes water I makes water.

Quotation marks quotato marks! Bah!

The sea, the snotgreen sea, the scrotumtightening sea.

I was happier then. Or was that I? Or am I now I? Can't bring back time. Like holding water in your hand. Would you go back to then? Just beginning then. Would you?

This race and this country and this life produced me, he said. I shall express myself as I am.

There is only one thing that makes any one athlete better than another, his heart. We all put our underwear on feet first, so we are all human.

I think a child should be allowed to take his father's or mother's name at will on coming of age. Paternity is a legal fiction.