The only decent people I ever saw at the racecourse were horses.

Love me. Love my umbrella.

There is only one thing that makes any one athlete better than another, his heart. We all put our underwear on feet first, so we are all human.

The end he had been born to serve yet did not see had led him to escape by an unseen path and now it beckoned to him once more and a new adventure was about to be opened to him.

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial

In woman's womb word is made flesh but in the spirit of the maker all flesh that passes becomes the word that shall not pass away. This is the postcreation.

There's no police like Holmes.