I'll start drinking tea over coffee when the big hand is on Never and the little hand is on Ain't Gonna Happen.

The worst thing about depression isn't the sense that you're accentuating the negative, it's that you're seeing things the way they really are, stripped of the illusions you use every day to divert yourself from the Yawning Maw of Futility. It's the wind that blows off the snow and reveals the stone.

Genius flames and dies, but amiable competence can live forever.

So now we're after a constitutional amendment that defines marriage as a guy-and-gal thing. To the founders, this would have been like an amendment requiring the sun to rise in the east; it would fall under the category of obvious truths that the Constitution need not address.

Contempt for the things people choose of their own free will is, at its heart, contempt for free will.

If Mother had to be told not to shove the entire brick of Ivory up Junior's hindquarters, constipation is the least of his problems.

From Day One the very existence of [Camp Bravo] has been a popcorn hull in the tender gums of the hard left.