I may be writing well, I may be writing poorly, but I enjoy the act of writing and sometimes when it turns out okay, I feel an elation that is incomparable.

Landing the airplane I think is the most difficult thing that I've every learned to do in my life.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.

The definition of genius, really, should be that that person can do what the rest of us have to learn how to do.

I think that anybody's craft is fascinating. A taxi driver talking about taxi driving is going to be very, very interesting.

There's only one man I've called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle-Murray.