Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

There's only one man I've called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle-Murray.

Geniuses always think it's easier than we make it out to be.

Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.

I'd been on everybody else's show and there was always a preinterview. Somebody would come with a tape recorder and you'd talk for three or four hours, and they'd take it back and it would be transcribed, and it would be given to the writers, those many writers you see on all those shows, Larry King, Letterman, Leno, etc. And then they choose the answers that will be most evocative on their show.

I became a professional actor in Detroit and I was able to earn some money. It was a good job because it permitted me to study. It fit perfectly with school.