If I were younger, I'd know more.

But where do you live mostly now?" With the lost boys." Who are they?" They are the children who fall out of their perambulators when the nurse is looking the other way. If they are not claimed in seven days they are sent far away to the Neverland to defray expanses. I'm captain." What fun it must be!" Yes," said cunning Peter, "but we are rather lonely. You see we have no female companionship." Are none of the others girls?" Oh no; girls, you know, are much too clever to fall out of their prams.

Would you like an adventure now, or would you like to have your tea first?

Every man who is high up likes to think he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it go at that. It's our only joke. Every woman knows that.

When a new baby laughs for the first time a new fairy is born, and as there are always new babies there are always new fairies.

Have you noticed that many jewels make women either incredibly fat or incredibly thin?

The useless men are those who never change with the years.