If 'Hamlet' had been written in these days it would probably have been called 'The Strange Affair at Elsinore.

In England, justice is open to all - like the Ritz Hotel.

You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was made from his funny bone.

It's a sort of bloom on a woman. If you have it, you don't need to have anything else, and if you don't have it, it doesn't much matter what else you have. Some women, the few, have charm for all; and most have charm for one. But some have charm for none.

There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make.

That fiend!" Mr. Darling would cry, and Nana's bark was the echo of it, but Mrs. Darling never upbraided Peter; there was something in the right-hand corner of her mouth that wanted her not to call Peter names.

Oh, God, if I were sure I were to die tonight I would repent at once. It is the commonest prayer in all languages.