Wendy: Sir, you are both ungallant and deficient! Peter: How am I deficient? Wendy: You're just a boy.
A woman can be anything the man who loves her would have her be.
Them that has china plates themsel's is the maist careful not to break the china plates of others
You always know after you are two. Two is the beginning of the end.
I bowl so slowly that if I don't like a ball I can run after it and bring it back
...it was like an examination paper that asks grammar, when what you want to be asked is Kings of England.