Success is like a fart - only your own smells nice.

Success is like a fart - only your own smells nice.

On Earth they've forgotten how to make everything except money. But what good is it, if there's nothing worthwhile left to buy?

Kids don't have ruts yet that adults have carved into their minds. They're born logical. Crooked thinking has to be taught.

Scientists are the easiest to fool. ... They think in straight, predictable, directable, and therefore misdirectable, lines. The only world they know is the one where everything has a logical explanation and things are what they appear to be. Children and conjurors-they terrify me. Scientists are no problem; against them I feel quite confident.

Sane, normal people don't need power trips. So the lunatics end up in charge of everything.

The fact that some religious fanatics might support a theory doesn't invalidate it, anymore than the concurrence of UFO abduction cults invalidates the notion of extra-terrestrial life.