I'm a freaking princess when it comes to other people's feelings. Yo dogbreath, get your paws of the everglades. -Max

If by 'miracle kids' you mean innocent test-tube babies whose DNA was forcibly unraveled and merged with two percent avian genes, yeah, I guess that would be us," I said. "Because it's a miracle that we're not complete nut jobs and mutant disasters.

Fang: When do I get out of here? Max: They say a week. Fang: So, like, tomorrow? Max: That's what I'm thinking.

I'm pretty sure that if you looked up the word "nuts" in the dictionary, you'll find my picture. Just another fun feature of my mutant-birdkid-freak package.

Hollywood is a peculiar beast - people in Hollywood are nuts.

I'll just ask now: What is it about my persona that draws every insane, power-hungry nutcase to me like a magnet?

Who ya gonna call?" "Ghostbusters!" "That phrase is ruined forever.