Walking over to Iggy, he poked him with his shoe. "Does anysing on you vork properly?" Iggy rubbed his forehead with one hand. "Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony.

I mean, who cares about SpongeBob SquarePants? I'm sitting here with Wolverine! -random kid talking to Ari

I have a folder in my office with about 400 ideas in it. So it will take me another 40 years to get through those.

This is my brain: O This is my brain after making out with Fang: * It's very sad.

Okay, that so did me in. Mr. Rock being all emotional? Expressing his feelings?" p. 12

You really are a scary man,no really! If I had boots I would be quaking in them.

you'll see, jαne,' he promised her. 'you'll forget me, αnd it won't hurt tomorrow. besides, you sαid it yourself: love meαns you cαn never be αpαrt. so we'll never be αpαrt, jαne, becαuse i love you so much. i'll αlwαys, αlwαys love you.