I don't smile as much as I should, even though I smile inside a lot.

Witihin seconds the headhunter had lost control of his car and it squealed, sliding sideways right into several other cars. Cool!' said the Gasman.

Pain is a message, and you can choose to ignore that message.

They aren't the brightest crayons in the box -Max(saving the world and other extreme sports)

Listen, street punk. You're a guy, and you're a couple inches taller, and maybe forty pounds heavier, and ooh, you're in a gang. But I've survived ten years of Catholic school, and I will cut you off at your knees without a blink. Do you understand?

I'm a freaking princess when it comes to other people's feelings. Yo dogbreath, get your paws of the everglades. -Max

Yes, Max, you are going to die. Just like everybody else. Thank you, Confucious.