you're a diabolical little pyro, aren't you? He blushed modestly.

Reading is not work, not a chore, not a drudgery; reading is the most joyful thing, yet, in the world.

Congratulations. The fact that you're reading this means you've taken one giant step closer to surviving until your next birthday.

Glaring at the Gasman, ter Borcht said, “Your time is coming to an end, you pathetic failure of an experiment. Vhat you say now is how you vill be remembered.” Gazzy’s blue eyes flashed. “Then you can remember me telling you to kiss my-” “Enough!” ter Borcht said.

When you go out to Hollywood, it's like, "Here's the book. It is what it is. It'll always stay the same."

There's nothing more annoying than cold logic and reason when you've got a good fit going.

you plan to fail if you fail to plan