Oh great. Yoda captured us.

I don't believe in lecturing people. It's much more effective to present reading as a fun, rewarding pastime.

You see, one of the best things about reading is that you'll always have something to think about when you're not reading.

I'm way hot," he muttered. "But I don't feel sick. Just — way hot." Fang

Advice: Don’t wait until someone you have issues with — especially someone you’re related to — gets shot before you work it out.

I vill now destroy the snickuh bahrs!

Well, I get under people's skins. It's a gift I have, what can I say?