Life can be like walking on a high wire. Falling seems a tiny misstep away.

Ari smiled. The sun was shining, the weather was great, he was eating ice cream, and all his dreams were about to come true.

fang will be the first to die

Angel?" I said. "Baby penguins eat a regurgitated mixture of partially digested fish, krill, and an oily substance form their fathers' stomachs. Are you willing to eat a bunch of raw fish and krill, and then barf it back up into a baby penguin's cute, cheeping mouth? Like, every hour?" Sometimes my crushing logic astounds even me.

Have you ever been to Colorado?" I frowned. "Is that one of those square ones, in the middle?

Glaring at the Gasman, ter Borcht said, “Your time is coming to an end, you pathetic failure of an experiment. Vhat you say now is how you vill be remembered.” Gazzy’s blue eyes flashed. “Then you can remember me telling you to kiss my-” “Enough!” ter Borcht said.

Do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?