Angel: What's sauerkraut? Max: You don't want it. Trust me.

He [Iggy] started reaching for things around the table, and his hand landed on Total. “You’re black.” “I prefer canine-American,” said Total.

Iggy: "Now what? Who you gonna call?" A quiet voice in the hallway outside: "Ghostbusters!" (Captain Perry and John groan) John: "That phrase is ruined forever.

It’s wherever you are. If it’s tapped into any of your senses, it knows where you are and what you’re doing.” Oh no, I thought, my spirits sinking. I hadn’t considered that. Did that mean nothing I did was ever anymore? “Even in the bathroom?” the Gasman’s eyes widened with surprise.

I shot him the bird. (Get it? I shot him the—never mind.)

You're my best friend, my first and only love, and the most beautiful girl I've ever seen

Love between two people can last a long time if the people love themselves some, and are ready to give love to another person.