Iggy: "Now what? Who you gonna call?" A quiet voice in the hallway outside: "Ghostbusters!" (Captain Perry and John groan) John: "That phrase is ruined forever.

People always come up to me and say, 'you should do standup.' It's nice to discover things about yourself. That keeps everything lively and fun.

Love means never having to be apart

Sometimes being a leader isn’t about winning. Sometimes it’s about doing what’s right, instead of what’s powerful.

Excuse me? I'm alive too.

Because what’s worse than knowing you want something, besides knowing you can never have it?

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night