Yes, Max, you are going to die. Just like everybody else. Thank you, Confucious.

I love you. I love your smile, your snarl, your grin, your face when you're sleeping.

Fang was going to kill me. And after I was dead, he would kill me again.

Love means you can never be apart.

Jackpot, Max! Jackpot!" It was Fang and he was giggling hysterically. For those of you just joining us, Fang doesn't giggle, esspecially hysterically.

What are you doing here?” [ndr prison] Selling Girl Scout cookies,” I said. “Want some? The Samoas are terrific.” (Max II to Max)

I’ve been listening to how the Roman Empire fell and all I can say is, it didn’t fall nearly fast enough!”-Iggy