I mean,he decided we'd be better apart,you know?it wasn't a joint decision.like, if your gonna make a decision about me and my life without consulting me,i'd better be dying and unconscious and you'd better be following carefully written instructions.

Yeah, well, asparagus is good for me, but it still makes me want to throw up.

Later," Fang said to Ella and Dr. Martinez in that gushy, hyperemotional, overdramatic way he has.

I think sometimes we give people a lot of credit just because they're writing nice sentences even if it isn't adding up to much.

I didn't care for most of the books I was being asked to read in school. I started reading like crazy right after high school when I got a job in a mental hospital. I was working my way through college, and I did a lot of night shifts, and there was nothing to do. So I read like crazy, serious stuff, all the classics.

The trick to having obedient, unquestioning children was to have death be the other option

Dead Max was the biggest oxymoron in history.