You see, one of the best things about reading is that you'll always have something to think about when you're not reading.
James PattersonMax?โ said the Gasman. โAre those, um, rats?โ Lovely. โYes, those do appear to be either rats or mice on steroids,โ I said briskly, trying not to shriek and climb the walls like a girly-girl.
James PattersonWalking over to Iggy, he poked him with his shoe. "Does anysing on you vork properly?" Iggy rubbed his forehead with one hand. "Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony.
James PattersonIf you want to write for yourself, get a diary. If you want to write for your friends, get a blog. If you want to write for others...become an author.
James Patterson