I offered to pee on him, but they said no

What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and world destruction?

There's a saying I remember from my grandmother: One today is worth two tomorrows.

There's no such thing as a kid who hates reading. There are kids who love reading, and kids who are reading the wrong books.

I don't damsel well. Distress, I can do. Damseling? Not so much.

Okay, okay, okay. I understood that pushing the elevator button over and over again would not make the elevator appear sooner. But I couldn't help myself

If it's commercial fiction that you want to write, it's story, story, story. You've got to get a story where if you tell it to somebody in a paragraph, they'll go, "Tell me more." And then when you start to write it, they continue to want to read more. And if you don't, it won't work.