You looove me. You love me this much.

I remembered something my first partner had told me. Never wrestle with a pig, Lindsay. You both get dirty. The pig likes it.

Awwww, lame, we're not going to disneyworld. (said by the amazing talking dog, Total)

If you love something let it go.. if it comes back its yours

I stood there watching Phoebe arrange the pillows and the sheets. She isn't thinking that I... I mean, she doesn't think that she and I would... WHAT?

I love to tell stories. It's a delight for me.

Beware the anger of a patient man.