Gazzy: "Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

A vet! I started laughing weakly and had to sit on the edge of the tub. A vet. Wait till they found out how appropriate that was.

When your own romantic life is falling apart, everyone else's looks fabulous.

Fang and I searched in every way we could think of and found a million institutes of one kind or another, in Manhattan and throughout New York state, but none of them seemed promising. My favorite? The Institute for Realizing Your Pet's Inner Potential. Anyone who can explain that to me, drop a line.

Hi, Max," she said, pushing her shades up onto her curls. "I hope your wearing sunscreen," i said, “your gonna have hella wrinkles by the time your ten.” “Want some daiquiri?” she offered, pointing at a blender. “Is it traitor flavored?” I asked.

You are an endless project...changing, evolving, surprising.