Angel raised her hand. "Excuse me. What does LTC stand for?" She blinked innocently. "Loving Tender Care?"Gazzy suggested.If our instructor had had lasers for eyes, he would have sliced Gazzy in half. "Lieutenant colonel," he sputtered.

YOU COULD LOCK the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he'd find a way to make something to explode.

I was always a good student, but I didn't read that much until I was 18 and I was working my way through college.

I love to tell stories. It's a delight for me.

Don't depend on others to give you strength....Find it within yourself

Meaning what? We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open." Have you been watching Oprah again?

Half the time when brothers wrestle, it's just an excuse to hug each other.