Advanced life-forms, my seweet patootie. Jerks. Both of them.

What I said yesterday didn't mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!" "Uh-huh. You just keep telling yourself that. You looove me." Max: (tries to punch him) "Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it." Max: (screams and runs into bathroom)

What are you doing here?” [ndr prison] Selling Girl Scout cookies,” I said. “Want some? The Samoas are terrific.” (Max II to Max)

I vill destroy de snickers bar!" Gazzy(The Gas Man)

Half the time when brothers wrestle, it's just an excuse to hug each other.

Life is such a miracle, a series of small miracles.It really is, if you learn how to look at it with the right perspective.

Fang looked at the newest bird kid. Dylan was an inch or two taller than he was, and somewhat heavier built, though he still had the long, lean look of a human-avian hybrid-you couldn't make bricks fly.