Once a bird kid, always a bird kid. - maximum ride series

I am not a great prose stylist. I'm a storyteller. There are thousands of people who don't like what I do. Fortunately, there are millions who do.

Gazzy sniffed the air. "That's explosives. It smells like Christmas!" Okay, so we've had somewhat untraditional Christmases. With explosives.

Part 5 The Voice- Make that my voice

Fang snorted in disbelief. "On one hand, we have a mythical nice family that wants to adopt me. On the other, we have a gang of insane scientists desperate to do genetic experiments on innocent children. Guess which hand I get dealt?

Men suck, even imaginary ones

What are you guys doing? If you anted me to take a shower, all you had to do was pay me ten bucks, like you usually do