I hoped I wasn't actually dead. That would make finding our parents and saving the world really hard.

Some kids get called "bundles of joy" or "slices of heaven" or "dreams come true." We got "the fifty-fourth generation of DNA experiments." Doesn't have the same warm and fuzzy feel. But maybe I'm oversensitive.

I've been looking for you a long time, I just didn't know it. But now I do.

Gazzy, man, jeezum!" Fang exclaimed. "What the heck have you been eating for God's sake?" That was a smoke bomb!" Gazzy defended himself. "Not even i could fill this whole flippin' house!

Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to.

Iggy. This is not a democracy," I said,(...)"It's a Maxocracy.

i play a mean harmonica