Yes, I sounded like a pathetic weenie. I prefer to think of it as showing my softer side.

It's okay, Ig." said Fang. "Just give it your best shot." Sometimes the Fangster is incredibly supportive, just not with me.

Angel?" I said. "Baby penguins eat a regurgitated mixture of partially digested fish, krill, and an oily substance form their fathers' stomachs. Are you willing to eat a bunch of raw fish and krill, and then barf it back up into a baby penguin's cute, cheeping mouth? Like, every hour?" Sometimes my crushing logic astounds even me.

I have a folder in my office with about 400 ideas in it. So it will take me another 40 years to get through those.

Dreams die hard. And sometimes they don't have to die at all.

You're my best friend, my first and only love, and the most beautiful girl I've ever seen

I remembered something my first partner had told me. Never wrestle with a pig, Lindsay. You both get dirty. The pig likes it.