I never had a piece of toast particularly long and wide, But fell upon the sanded floor, And always on the buttered side.
James PaynIn all highly civilised communities Pretence is prominent, and sooner or later invades the regions of Literature.
James PaynCultivating literature as I do upon a little oatmeal, and driving, when in a position to be driven at all, in that humble vehicle, the 'bus, I have had, perhaps, exceptional opportunities for observing their mutual position and behaviour; and it is very peculiar.
James Payn