In all highly civilised communities Pretence is prominent, and sooner or later invades the regions of Literature.
James PaynI never had a piece of toast particularly long and wide, But fell upon the sanded floor, And always on the buttered side.
James PaynHow large and varied is the educational bill of fare set before every young gentleman in Great Britain; and to judge by the mental stamina it affords him in most cases, what a waste of good food it is!
James Payn