Television masturbates its audience even though the audience is not really watching. It masturbates orifices the audience doesn't have. It sticks holes in the viewer and masturbates in those holes. Then it finally gets into the brain and masturbates there, too.

Television masturbates its audience even though the audience is not really watching. It masturbates orifices the audience doesn't have. It sticks holes in the viewer and masturbates in those holes. Then it finally gets into the brain and masturbates there, too.

I wish people would call poisons poison. I don't mind people smoking marijuana, but they should admit it's a poison, and coffee's a poison, but the Americans lie so.

The public is totally illiterate in America. It can't read at all. It's absolutely insensitive to words.

Almost everything official in America is a huge fraud.

There's really nothing wrong with sentimentality... Nothing I wrote is sentimental.

The New York Times is the worst newspaper in the world and it's extremely vicious to artists.