Most journalists are broken down alcoholics.

I wish people would call poisons poison. I don't mind people smoking marijuana, but they should admit it's a poison, and coffee's a poison, but the Americans lie so.

I think fame is something that you've achieved in your inner self that becomes known to others outside you. There are really very few famous people in history.

I think America, really, is over.

Television masturbates its audience even though the audience is not really watching. It masturbates orifices the audience doesn't have. It sticks holes in the viewer and masturbates in those holes. Then it finally gets into the brain and masturbates there, too.

There are no manners left in America at all, because all you're doing is kicking the person next to you so that you can consume more, see more, and get more.

The New York Times is the worst newspaper in the world and it's extremely vicious to artists.