I want to be cremated, and I want my ashes blown in Uri Geller's eyes.

The problem with experiments has always been that human beings make the decisions on whether or not the animals have benefitted from the treatment.

Uri Geller may have psychic powers by means of which he can bend spoons; if so, he appears to be doing it the hard way.

People who are smart get into Mensa. People who are really smart look around and leave.

[Psychics] use exactly the same gimmicks that we magicians do - the same physical methods, the same psychological methods - and they effectively and profoundly deceive millions of people around the earth, to their detriment.

To recognize that nature has neither a preference for our species nor a bias against it takes only a little courage.

We have fought long and hard to escape from medieval superstition. I, for one, do not wish to go back.