Golf is the Lord's punishment for man's sins.

As General Eisenhower discovered, it is easier to end the Cold War or stamp out poverty than to master this devilish pastime.

A government is the only vessel that leaks from the top.

Golf is the Lord's punishment for man's sins.

There isn't a single professional sports season now that doesn't go on at least a month too long. Baseball starts in football weather, and football in baseball weather, and basketball overlaps them both.

Wealth is conspicuous, but poverty hides.

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion.