I lasted one night. They said my playing spoiled people's appetites.

I always stayed for the first curtain call and people always said, 'Who's that?' But this got me started in acting.

My dogs have never been good at things like "sit," "stay," or even "come." I think that we've given the tourists a few laughs, especially when the dogs hit the end of their leashes hard enough to drag Gloria down the street.

Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes.

After age 70, it's patch, patch, patch.

Learn from the masters, learn from your contemporaries. Always try to update yourself.

Frank called me one day and said, 'I have an idea for a movie, why don't you come over and I'll tell you?' So I went over and we sat down and he said, 'This picture starts in heaven'. That shook me.