I lasted one night. They said my playing spoiled people's appetites.

My dogs have never been good at things like "sit," "stay," or even "come." I think that we've given the tourists a few laughs, especially when the dogs hit the end of their leashes hard enough to drag Gloria down the street.

Mr. Hitchcock did not say actors are cattle. He said they should be treated like cattle.

Well, I think one of the main things that you have to think about when acting in the movies is to try not to make the acting show.

After age 70, it's patch, patch, patch.

It may sound corny, but what's wrong with wanting to fight for your country. Why are people reluctant to use the word patriotism?

Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes.