Evil is the voltage of good; the urge to goodness, without the potential of evil, is trivial.

All I can say is that laughter is my music; I would deeply suspect an argument which hadn't laughter.

You can understand why a system would seek information - but why in hell does it offer information? Why do we strive to be understood? Why is a refusal to accept communication so painful?

I dreamed horse and lived horse and expected, if necessary, to marry a horse; for all practical purposes I was a horse.

Man is an animal whose dreams come true and kill him.

Anyone who shoots a real gun at you when drunk and angry is simply not husband material, regardless of his taste in literature.

I am one of those that always get accidentally guillotined when the Great Day of Liberation comes, because ... I guess ... I am full of parentheses. Revolutions can't abide parentheses.