I smoked for many years like a total idiot.

Please make me either relatable or terrible.

Smart, sharp, and hilarious, Slaughterhouse 90210 is the perfect pick-me-up and never-put-me-down book.

In its current incarnation in my life touring is a lot of airports and hotels and car services and only OK food.

In 1998, I started a blog, something I could control very easily and update at my own whim.

Writers have a job to do. Editors do, too. You have to stand ground and cede ground on a case by case basis. When an editor tells me something isn't working and I still believe in it, I tend to think it just isn't working hard enough.

My last book was speculative. I just don't quite know what I am doing. But I'll get there. I have a list of things I would love to write.