I smoked for many years like a total idiot.

I don't pretend for a second that I'm that great of a person on a day-to-day basis. I'm a deeply flawed human.

I wish I had the luxury of time to read and write like grad students do. That sounds pretty awesome. When I was writing my first book one of my friends was going to grad school at the same time and I heard a lot of stories about drinking, too. I feel like everyone was having affairs.

In the wintertime I like macaroni and cheese.

It's good to try stuff. I wrote a book that I threw away, and I think I just wrote it so I could try stuff in it and not be scared

Smart, sharp, and hilarious, Slaughterhouse 90210 is the perfect pick-me-up and never-put-me-down book.

You can quit smoking, and never have to have a cigarette again to survive. But with food, it is a daily challenge.